Working at a mall, with ample amounts of window space to survey the outside world, in a store that is never busy enough to require more than 1.5 people working/ playing mini golf, offers hours of observation time. There is a yellow Chevy Cobalt parked in the same parking spot everyday, a young lady that works in the bank. There is a 1986 Ford Taurus that parks illegally every day, an older Indian man that shows up, slides his sandy coloured Taurus just in front of the parking lot lights, and just beside the car that parked in the last non-handicap parking stall. He is there everyday, he sits on the bench in front of Wal-Mart, legs crossed in his winter coat that matches the tones of his Taurus. There is the lady from the eighties. Skinny, frizzy, big plastic glasses, and horse riding boots, every other day walks with a Wal-Mart bag in hand across to the other side of the parking lot, in front of my store, always walking with more calf strength than most.
Then there is my man. A man of old age, but mobile, walks past my windows at 10am daily, even on Thanksgiving and other holidays. He usually leaves at 5pm. His head always sports the Grey Cup Champions 2007 hat, as he braves the wind in his black polyester coat, lately with a poppy pinned to the lapel and otherwise well dressed. You can see him going from parking lot garbage can to garbage can, checking out the contents and ensuring that they haven't begun to overflow. On one of my garbage runs, I met him in the mall trash compactor room, with a black polyethylene bag about half full. He smiled and said, 'Beautiful day, isn't it!' I cordially replied and asked him where he got the bag of garbage from. He tried his best to come up with a coherent answer, but I had to help him out, and discovered his garbage came from the food court. He proceeded to grab the garbage bag from my hand and take it up the four steps to the trash compactor opening. We shared pleasantries as I headed back to my very pressing workplace. I saw him again the other day at mall close, helping two young ladies of a shoe store place a tarp over their mall sidewalk sale stand. He exclaimed, 'Amazing, isn't it?' as we watched the girls parachute the tarp over the pyramid of shoes. We shared more pleasantries as I worked the big blue trolley of cardboard past him and into the garbage room.
I see him more times in an average day than I can count. He makes me contemplate more about life, age, work, war, family, money; more than any book I would ever read, any preacher I would ever hear, or any song I would ever listen to. While listening to the classical hits of CBC Radio 2, my store empty and stained, I have had many fictitious conversations with him, talking about his son that lives in Saskatoon and doesn't want to talk to him. About his wife who passed away three years ago. About his time in the war. About his daily routine. About growing old. His current life is the mall, and he is an extraordinary man without even knowing it, and only by living an ordinary life.
The mall is deep. I want to be this man.
Monday, November 09, 2009
Friday, November 06, 2009
The PW
A friend of mine had a day calculator. It was on her cell phone, and it could calculate how many days you've been alive, assuming you've actually been alive all of those days, and not in some sort of coma or TV trance or at work for all but two weekends of it. It was interesting to know how many days old you were, as opposed to years, which shouldn't matter anyways. Obviously since you can do such a thing on your phone, you can do it on the internet.
I am 7697 days old as of November 5th. Or approximately,
This is my 300th blog post. That ain't bad if I started only 1165 days ago. That is about one every four days, which slays the records of most of my friends that do this. I've got that going for me.
Carey Price is 8118 days old as of November 5th. He and I are quite similar, not in age, nor in goalie skill, nor in anything really, except that fact that we've both met Taylor Procyshen, who is 7793 days old. Carey has got a lot of heat from the media since he has become the starting goaltender in the city that puts more pressure on the starting goaltender for wins than they do on mafia men for murder. I didn't watch much of last season to see how it panned out, but with Komisarek bobbling the puck like a two-year old pushing a Fisher Price Corn-Popper, Price didn't have much of a chance.
He and I have been hit hard for not living up to what we were expected. He and I, only 421 days difference in age, were thrust into the worlds' eye and judged too harshly by onlookers. He and I have done nothing wrong. It is just an overly critical world judging the young based on previous successes, like Patrick Roy and my father, Wilf. No one can live up to them, ever. Carey and I know that, and we live with it daily.
Maybe I read into it too much, but when I tell people that I work at a discount clothing store, and no I'm not furthering my education through a university, I lose a sliver of respect. Because only the ones contributing to society through manual labour with journeyman in sight, or through higher education are truly making the world a better place. And that sucks.
Not everyone can be the Patrick Wilf of the world. Although we can all try.
I am 7697 days old as of November 5th. Or approximately,
- 664,934,400 seconds
- 11,082,240 minutes
- 184,704 hours
- 1099 weeks
This is my 300th blog post. That ain't bad if I started only 1165 days ago. That is about one every four days, which slays the records of most of my friends that do this. I've got that going for me.
Carey Price is 8118 days old as of November 5th. He and I are quite similar, not in age, nor in goalie skill, nor in anything really, except that fact that we've both met Taylor Procyshen, who is 7793 days old. Carey has got a lot of heat from the media since he has become the starting goaltender in the city that puts more pressure on the starting goaltender for wins than they do on mafia men for murder. I didn't watch much of last season to see how it panned out, but with Komisarek bobbling the puck like a two-year old pushing a Fisher Price Corn-Popper, Price didn't have much of a chance.
He and I have been hit hard for not living up to what we were expected. He and I, only 421 days difference in age, were thrust into the worlds' eye and judged too harshly by onlookers. He and I have done nothing wrong. It is just an overly critical world judging the young based on previous successes, like Patrick Roy and my father, Wilf. No one can live up to them, ever. Carey and I know that, and we live with it daily.
Maybe I read into it too much, but when I tell people that I work at a discount clothing store, and no I'm not furthering my education through a university, I lose a sliver of respect. Because only the ones contributing to society through manual labour with journeyman in sight, or through higher education are truly making the world a better place. And that sucks.
Not everyone can be the Patrick Wilf of the world. Although we can all try.
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Spanish Flu
He preached at me with the knowledge of a seasoned pastor.
He told me not to open the fridge when you are sweating, or you'll get the Swine.
He got angry with any nice farm that didn't have a Canadian flag flying outside of their home. He was the most patriotic person I've ever met and wasn't even born here.
He slept in the woods the night before I found him.
He was from Spain, but spoke half English and half French with a little Italian thrown in there for good measure.
He was over fifty-five years old.
He sold me a Saskatchewan flag for $20.
He told me he wanted to listen to hard rock music, something like Sum41 or Avril Lavigne, he said. But he hated Bryan Adams and Nickelback because they sold out to the USA.
He kept nodding and saying 'Yeah' or 'Oui' when the car was silent.
I picked up this man while driving to Calgary alone. I think I remember his name as Luc. He was under six feet tall, stocky with layers of warm clothes on. He had gray and black stubble dotting his red face, graying long hair and aged spotted hands. I don't think we made eye contact once but I think he had a lazy eye. I was tired and about to pull over for a nap just outside of Medicine Hat at about 9am, and saw him on the road with his Canada flag bandana. I figured he'd keep me awake and alive for a few hours. When he first got in the car he didn't say a word of English except for 'Ed-min-tone' when I asked him where he wanted to go. He spoke a few paragraphs in French and I laughed, assuming that it would be a long quiet trip. But it wasn't. I think he was a professional traveler. He had been everywhere in Canada, pretty much, and most of Europe. He bought or stole things, like flags, to sell on his journeys so he could buy himself food. He slept in his sleeping bag, snow pants, boots, and Canadian Goose-down jacket, in barns and forests near the highway. He was heading to Fernie to get a seasonal job at a hotel. He easily could have been a wanted man, because when I started driving, seconds after he got in the car, he told me not to drive faster than 110km/h because there were lots of mounties on the roads and we shouldn't get pulled over.
He was the most interesting man I've ever met. And I'll never see him again. But at least I've got a Saskatchewan flag. And the relief that I'm not the most mentally deranged man in western Canada. Thanks, Luc.
He told me not to open the fridge when you are sweating, or you'll get the Swine.
He got angry with any nice farm that didn't have a Canadian flag flying outside of their home. He was the most patriotic person I've ever met and wasn't even born here.
He slept in the woods the night before I found him.
He was from Spain, but spoke half English and half French with a little Italian thrown in there for good measure.
He was over fifty-five years old.
He sold me a Saskatchewan flag for $20.
He told me he wanted to listen to hard rock music, something like Sum41 or Avril Lavigne, he said. But he hated Bryan Adams and Nickelback because they sold out to the USA.
He kept nodding and saying 'Yeah' or 'Oui' when the car was silent.
I picked up this man while driving to Calgary alone. I think I remember his name as Luc. He was under six feet tall, stocky with layers of warm clothes on. He had gray and black stubble dotting his red face, graying long hair and aged spotted hands. I don't think we made eye contact once but I think he had a lazy eye. I was tired and about to pull over for a nap just outside of Medicine Hat at about 9am, and saw him on the road with his Canada flag bandana. I figured he'd keep me awake and alive for a few hours. When he first got in the car he didn't say a word of English except for 'Ed-min-tone' when I asked him where he wanted to go. He spoke a few paragraphs in French and I laughed, assuming that it would be a long quiet trip. But it wasn't. I think he was a professional traveler. He had been everywhere in Canada, pretty much, and most of Europe. He bought or stole things, like flags, to sell on his journeys so he could buy himself food. He slept in his sleeping bag, snow pants, boots, and Canadian Goose-down jacket, in barns and forests near the highway. He was heading to Fernie to get a seasonal job at a hotel. He easily could have been a wanted man, because when I started driving, seconds after he got in the car, he told me not to drive faster than 110km/h because there were lots of mounties on the roads and we shouldn't get pulled over.
He was the most interesting man I've ever met. And I'll never see him again. But at least I've got a Saskatchewan flag. And the relief that I'm not the most mentally deranged man in western Canada. Thanks, Luc.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Twilight Flu
I watched Twilight last night. If you don't know what Twilight is, ask any girl aged 10-16 and they'd probably tell you that it is the greatest vampire love story of our time. Or of all time, I can't recall many great vampire love stories. If you don't know what Twilight is, you could also ask any person aged 26-31 and they'd tell you that The Lost Boys is way better. And that part maybe true.
I was out of the country when this whole Twilight vampire obsession began. I wanted to watch it when I heard about it, because vampires are alright, and I think that Kristen Stewart is quite nice. Although most macho twenty-one year olds may tell you not to watch it, some male my age told me that I should. So I did. It was decent up until the baseball scene, which was probably the pivotal scene in the movie. I prefer the classic Lost Boys lines, 'Death by stereo!' or 'My own brother, a goddamn shit sucking vampire. Oh wait 'til I tell mom, buddy.'
It seems that the saga that is Twilight hit pretty hard and pretty fast. A characteristic of the society we live in. Something popular, threatening, or beautiful is discovered and soon the entire world is praising, protecting or photographing it. Think of all the fads, all the trends, all the franchises over the past ten years, and you realize the dismal situation we are in. I think of all the epidemics and pandemics since I was in grade six and I could write an entire anthology of science fiction movies. We are constantly presented with these repetitive scripts and disease to-do lists and we don't realize that we pour our money right back into them through obsession and anxiety. If you can convince the general public that something is impressive or deadly, you will get enough money to buy a tropical island and dream another one up.
A girl from work called me today, asking if I planned on getting the Swine Flu vaccine. I laughed through the telephone in her face. I thought she was joking, but apparently even people at my work are contemplating it. A staff wide vaccination. People I believed had it together mentally are even getting into it. It is making me wonder if everyone believes exactly what they hear, or if I have completely lost my mind. Neither would surprise me, nor would either delight me.
I know that Swine Flu likely exists, but the extent to which we believe it exists and how we have become to believe it exists is almost embarrassing to our species. Chances are good that I will become infected with the Swine Flu and die a slow and painful death. I would almost be happy if I did. I'd at least know that it was indeed I that had gone crazy and it wasn't everyone else that had lost their minds. Some may consider me a skeptic or even a cynic. I would definitely agree. How can I not be skeptical or cynical when I have grown up in this generation that has gotten itself nowhere and will be known for nothing more than creating franchises of movies and scaring itself into pandemics. What other options do I have?
I was out of the country when this whole Twilight vampire obsession began. I wanted to watch it when I heard about it, because vampires are alright, and I think that Kristen Stewart is quite nice. Although most macho twenty-one year olds may tell you not to watch it, some male my age told me that I should. So I did. It was decent up until the baseball scene, which was probably the pivotal scene in the movie. I prefer the classic Lost Boys lines, 'Death by stereo!' or 'My own brother, a goddamn shit sucking vampire. Oh wait 'til I tell mom, buddy.'
It seems that the saga that is Twilight hit pretty hard and pretty fast. A characteristic of the society we live in. Something popular, threatening, or beautiful is discovered and soon the entire world is praising, protecting or photographing it. Think of all the fads, all the trends, all the franchises over the past ten years, and you realize the dismal situation we are in. I think of all the epidemics and pandemics since I was in grade six and I could write an entire anthology of science fiction movies. We are constantly presented with these repetitive scripts and disease to-do lists and we don't realize that we pour our money right back into them through obsession and anxiety. If you can convince the general public that something is impressive or deadly, you will get enough money to buy a tropical island and dream another one up.
A girl from work called me today, asking if I planned on getting the Swine Flu vaccine. I laughed through the telephone in her face. I thought she was joking, but apparently even people at my work are contemplating it. A staff wide vaccination. People I believed had it together mentally are even getting into it. It is making me wonder if everyone believes exactly what they hear, or if I have completely lost my mind. Neither would surprise me, nor would either delight me.
I know that Swine Flu likely exists, but the extent to which we believe it exists and how we have become to believe it exists is almost embarrassing to our species. Chances are good that I will become infected with the Swine Flu and die a slow and painful death. I would almost be happy if I did. I'd at least know that it was indeed I that had gone crazy and it wasn't everyone else that had lost their minds. Some may consider me a skeptic or even a cynic. I would definitely agree. How can I not be skeptical or cynical when I have grown up in this generation that has gotten itself nowhere and will be known for nothing more than creating franchises of movies and scaring itself into pandemics. What other options do I have?
So drink up.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Highway to Hedonism
You've got to do what you love. Up until recently I thought this meant occupationally. I thought this meant that you need to find a job and learn to love it or convince yourself that you love it. I always thought that what you loved to do would pay the bills because what you loved to do was your occupation, career. Or that there were the lucky few that had the opportunity to get a salary for what they actually loved to do, like a professional athlete or sleazy film actors.
But over the past few days and over the upcoming week I have found/ will further find what I love and I didn't decide I love it, nor did I come to love it because it offers financial stability, but it chose me. I'm on an STC bus right now and there is free WiFi. I'm somewhere between Dundurn and Davidson. The sun is rising and the enormous bus windows allow me to see for days to the East and the West.
I sat in a band's van last night for ten minutes waiting for Tom the GPS to escort us to 2480 Eastview, Saskatoon. I listened to talented people talk about their talents and then argue about candy. It felt good. The only thing that feels right is the road. And writing.
So I found what I love. And it is not what I love because of what it can give to me or what options it offers me, but just because it is what feels right.
Find what you love to do rather than what you think you could settle with for the rest of your life. The world would suck less if we did.
But over the past few days and over the upcoming week I have found/ will further find what I love and I didn't decide I love it, nor did I come to love it because it offers financial stability, but it chose me. I'm on an STC bus right now and there is free WiFi. I'm somewhere between Dundurn and Davidson. The sun is rising and the enormous bus windows allow me to see for days to the East and the West.
I sat in a band's van last night for ten minutes waiting for Tom the GPS to escort us to 2480 Eastview, Saskatoon. I listened to talented people talk about their talents and then argue about candy. It felt good. The only thing that feels right is the road. And writing.
So I found what I love. And it is not what I love because of what it can give to me or what options it offers me, but just because it is what feels right.
Find what you love to do rather than what you think you could settle with for the rest of your life. The world would suck less if we did.
Yes so saddle up your horses now and keep your powder dry-Frank Turner, The Road
Cause the truth is you won't be here long
Yeah soon your going to die
To the heart, to the heart there's no time for you to waste
You wont find your precious answers now by staying in one place
Yeah by giving up the chase
Friday, October 23, 2009
The Hall of Garbage
I have had more than one job where 'hauling garbage' could be written under the 'responsibilities' title on my resume, but instead I would probably write 'workplace housekeeping' or 'managerial duties'. For some reason hauling people's wasted fast food cups and old pairs of shoes, or smashed drywall and trampled carpet, or stale donuts and rock-hard bagels isn't highly respected in the world.
I am not embarrassed about any of these jobs. Nor am I particularly proud of any of it. Thinking about it doesn't make me want to dive into school so I can avoid any kind of garbage hauling job in the future, but it doesn't make me want to commit to a career in the garbage industry. Here's why.
I saw one of my top three favourite bands tonight, and just arrived home. It is 3:12am. I am hauling garbage but living the life. I have been hauling garbage for three years straight but have reached a point where I am one hockey game away from achieving pretty much everything I've wanted to do in my life. More or less everything I've truly wanted to see, I've seen. Everything I've wanted to do, I've done. There are still things on the 'to do' list, but I'm only one away from 'the imperative'. One away from the grand prize. And I can say I did it all through hauling garbage. That's why it's legit. That's why I'm not self-conscious of my poor jobs, or lack of 'ambition'. Because I've done what I needed to do, and didn't even have to sell my soul.
If you want a real hall of garbage just go here.
I am not embarrassed about any of these jobs. Nor am I particularly proud of any of it. Thinking about it doesn't make me want to dive into school so I can avoid any kind of garbage hauling job in the future, but it doesn't make me want to commit to a career in the garbage industry. Here's why.
I saw one of my top three favourite bands tonight, and just arrived home. It is 3:12am. I am hauling garbage but living the life. I have been hauling garbage for three years straight but have reached a point where I am one hockey game away from achieving pretty much everything I've wanted to do in my life. More or less everything I've truly wanted to see, I've seen. Everything I've wanted to do, I've done. There are still things on the 'to do' list, but I'm only one away from 'the imperative'. One away from the grand prize. And I can say I did it all through hauling garbage. That's why it's legit. That's why I'm not self-conscious of my poor jobs, or lack of 'ambition'. Because I've done what I needed to do, and didn't even have to sell my soul.
If you want a real hall of garbage just go here.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Hit on me
I embedded an invisible gadget on my blog that allows me to see who is looking at my page, where they are from, how long they looked at it, how they found my page, how they left my page, what internet service provider, operating system and browser they were using, what resolution they looked with, what search engine best highlights my blog, and gives me a world map with the location of each view. A glorified hit counter.
All through the beauty of IP addresses. I think there is a website that shows you how to block your IP address, if you are creeped out that I am watching you. I actually can't see who is looking, but I can see from which city, and I can make an educated guess as to whom is reading this from Brooklyn, NY. (just some lonely art student).
Most of the page views are from people using Google or Yahoo or Bing to look up things that I have jokingly posted about, like 'The Meaning of Del Potro' or photos of Novak Djokovic (which I stole from someone else's blog) or people wishing to learn about how to make 'rice balls'. They think this blog is a credible source of any useful information, they come to it for less than five seconds and leave angry and disappointed.
For some reason I started to take this blog system a bit more serious. I have realized that a handful of people have used this medium to become famous, as with YouTube, Myspace or some nudey website, and thought that I might have a chance. With my nudes, that is. I have since withdrawn that hope, still write often, and use my blog as a hopeful home of sharing ideas, music and poor writing. I am still committed, just not expecting.
For a while I considered Monetizing my blog, which means adding content relevant advertisements that pay me every time someone browses them, or that is what I've understood. I considered it quite heavily. But selling out isn't cool, just ask Green Day. My blog is pure and unadulterated.
Just thought you'd like to know how noble I am. Keep mindlessly viewing this blog. It brings up my morale and boosts self esteem. Make it your home page and force yourself to look at it daily. Then send me what your IP address is so I can make a note of it.
All through the beauty of IP addresses. I think there is a website that shows you how to block your IP address, if you are creeped out that I am watching you. I actually can't see who is looking, but I can see from which city, and I can make an educated guess as to whom is reading this from Brooklyn, NY. (just some lonely art student).
Most of the page views are from people using Google or Yahoo or Bing to look up things that I have jokingly posted about, like 'The Meaning of Del Potro' or photos of Novak Djokovic (which I stole from someone else's blog) or people wishing to learn about how to make 'rice balls'. They think this blog is a credible source of any useful information, they come to it for less than five seconds and leave angry and disappointed.
For some reason I started to take this blog system a bit more serious. I have realized that a handful of people have used this medium to become famous, as with YouTube, Myspace or some nudey website, and thought that I might have a chance. With my nudes, that is. I have since withdrawn that hope, still write often, and use my blog as a hopeful home of sharing ideas, music and poor writing. I am still committed, just not expecting.
For a while I considered Monetizing my blog, which means adding content relevant advertisements that pay me every time someone browses them, or that is what I've understood. I considered it quite heavily. But selling out isn't cool, just ask Green Day. My blog is pure and unadulterated.
Just thought you'd like to know how noble I am. Keep mindlessly viewing this blog. It brings up my morale and boosts self esteem. Make it your home page and force yourself to look at it daily. Then send me what your IP address is so I can make a note of it.
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